Privacy Policy

“We take your privacy seriously. We do not capture any of your information. This site is meant to be anonymous and we will strive to keep it that way. We want your experience at the site to be positive and want you to feel comfortable returning to the site as often as you need.”

In other words:

I could care less whether your real name is John Smith. I have better things to do with my immortal time. As long as you’re not a descendant of Van Helsing, we’re straight. And yes, I do want you to feel comfortable returning to the site. After all, you and your kind play an important role in ensuring my continued existence. So please, visit as often as you like.

Because you see, I plan to visit you as well.