True Blood Episode 9 Review: Plaisir D’Amour

In True Blood Episode 9 titled “Plaisir D’Amour” (which stands for The Joys of Love) Sookie identifies the vampire that’s been stealing from Eric, a friend of mine for many years. The vampire in question, Long Shadow, attacks Sookie to silence her. Long Shadow is not a vampire that I’m familiar with but I do know he’s been working as Eric’s bartender for a few years at Fangtasia. The fact that he attacked Sookie in front of Bill shows his ignorance of the power of a’mour. However, Bill will have to pay a huge price for staking him in order to save a human.

Jason and that horrible human Amy Burley have captured Eddie. Yes, I have my eye on Amy Burley. She’s done this before and was unfortunately never properly dealt with. I predict an early “retirement” for that one. Fortunately Jason shows Eddie some compassion.

Tara decides to visit Miss Jeanette, the witch doctor responsible for “curing” her mother of her alcoholism. I could have taken care of that problem for her. After one hour with me her mother would never again crave alcohol. Of course she’d simply be trading one vice for another. However, type O doesn’t cost any money and it’s readily available.

Sookie takes in a stray dog who I believe is actually Sam Merlotte. I love shape shifters. They’re usually good natured and most of them understand their pecking order place beneath us, superior beings.

Enough for now. My thirst calls me. We’ll chat again soon.